I found something in Worldwide’s Web! I will tell you what I found.
I wanted some Nectar. I went to Flutterglow and Cloverflower’s house. I did not climb into the window. I knocked on the door.
Flutterglow opened the door! She said *What do you want now, Bud? You already drank all of my wing oil.*
I told her I was hungry. She made the noise that she calls Exasperated. But she let me come into her house!
She said *Sit down Bud. You can have the rest of this, I am full.*
She put a plate in front of me. I looked at the food. I did not know what the food was! I have never seen this food before!
Flutterglow said *It’s human food, Bud. It’s called Cheese Burger. I stole a piece from a human. Silly human thought I was a wasp and ran away screaming.*
Then she giggled and giggled. She made a noise like a wasp buzzing. That made me laugh.
Then she said *I have to go back to my Job. Shut the door when you leave, Bud. And don’t drink my oil again.*
I looked at the Cheese Burger. I knew it had to be safe. Flutterglow ate it! She knows human things. But I had never seen Cheese Burger before!
I licked it. It was delicious! It was not food like Nectar. I would have to chew this food. I did not like to chew.
But the lick was delicious! So I took a bite. I chewed it. It was not hard like nuts. It was softer like cake. I could chew this food!
I ate Every Last Bite! And then I licked the plate. Then I saw some on the table. I licked that too. Then I licked my fingers.
I did not drink Wing Oil. I shut the door on My Way Out. Then I went home.
But I wanted more Cheese Burger! It was delicious!
I did not know how to get Cheese Burger. It was a human thing. Then I remembered!
Worldwide’s Web has EVERYTHING in it!
So I jumped words. This is what I jumped: Cheese Burger. I wanted Worldwide to show me more Cheese Burger!
But guess what Worldwide showed me??
CATS! I do not know why.
I like cats! I do not want a cat to eat me. But they are cute! I have a Cat Whisker.
I looked at Cheese Burger Cats for a long time. I did not find any Cheese Burger to eat. Maybe the Cats ate them all!
I am still hungry. I will go back to Flutterglow’s house now. Maybe she has more food for me.
Goodbye from Bud Mushroom.
(cat photo from pexels)