Willowdrop

Willowdrop and BudToday I will jump about Willowdrop. Willowdrop is Special! This is why: SHE IS MY MUMMY!

Being my Mummy is not her Job. This is her Job: Hair Dresser. She Combs Hair. She Braids Hair. She Curls Hair. She Straightens Hair. She Cuts Hair. She Grows Hair. She does a lot of things to Hair!

Every fairy likes their hair a different way. Flutterglow likes short hair. Cloverflower likes long curls. The Queen likes braids. Willowdrop makes all of those Hair Styles!

My hair is curly on the top. It looks like Moss. I LOVE Moss. I love my Hair!

Willowdrop wears a pretty green dress. She has red hair. She likes Nectar Punch. I DO TOO! But she does not float in it. The first time I floated in Nectar Punch, I was a Sprout. Willowdrop laughed. She said, *Oh, Bud! Now you are sticky. You need a bath!* Then we floated in the Pond. She helped me wash my wings.

I jumped before about how Willowdrop became my Mummy. Even though I am a Growed-Up, Willowdrop still takes care of me when I am sick. She hugs me when I do Good Things. She says, *I am Proud of you, Bud!* Willowdrop is a Good Mummy.

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom!

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Flickerfoot

flickerfootToday I will jump about Flickerfoot. He is my friend. But he is not a friend I play games with. His Job keeps him Very Busy Indeed. This what his Job is: Chef. This is what he does: Makes Delicious Food.

Flickerfoot wears this: Chef’s Coat. It is for his Job. Flickerfoot has long hair. He ties it away from his face. He calls it Pony Tail. It is not really a pony’s tail, it is Flickerfoot’s hair! But he calls it Pony Tail. I do not know why.

Flickerfoot had Shoes! Only Very Important Fairies have Shoes. But he took a ride on a dragonfly. He took his Shoes off to ride. That is because dragonflies fly VERY FAST. If you are wearing Shoes, they will fly right off of your feet! So he took them off. But when he was done, his Shoes were gone. But he doesn’t need them now. That is because the Queen made a Rule. This is the Rule: Fairies Must Never Wear Shoes. It is a Good Rule.

Sometimes I help Flickerfoot. This is why: I am Useful. Also because he gives me Delicious Treats, and I LOVE Delicious Treats! But he does not like it when I float in his Punch Bowl. He says, *Bud Mushroom, you will make my Delicious Nectar Punch taste like mushrooms! Get out of my Punch Bowl!*  But I Just Can’t Help It, because I LOVE to float in Delicious Nectar Punch!

I do not know what Flickerfoot likes to eat. I have never seen him Eat Delicious Food! I have only seen him Make Delicious Food! But I know what he likes to make! He makes Delightful Cakes and Magnificent Feasts and Impressive Beverages! He makes Delicious Nectar Punch and Blossom Cake and Grasshopper Cheese and Cricket Butter and Acorn Bread and Fruit Salad and Walnut Loaf and Mushroom Tarts and Honey Pudding. He does not make Express Beans or Choklit. I do not know why.

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom!

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My friend Rudy

Today I will tell you about Rudy.

Rudy is a skunk! This is how I know: he told me. Also he smells like one. He smells like Weeds!

Rudy is white with black stripes. Or maybe he is black with white stripes! I do not know which!

Rudy helps the Garden Gnomes. He wears a Special Hat. His hat is Watering Can. This is how he helps: he carries things. Also he makes plops. Weeds like to grow in plops.

One time, I hid in a plop. Flutterglow could not find me. Finally she found me! That is because Rudy told her where I was. Then Flutterglow said, *Bud Mushroom, you need a bath. Let’s go float in the pond.*

Sometimes small skunks visit Rudy. This is what he calls them: Niblings. I do not know what those are. This is the other thing Rudy calls them: Fluffy Troublemakers. I know what a Troublemaker is! This is what it is: Something that Makes Trouble. Fluffy Troublemakers are smaller than Rudy. They squeak a lot.

Rudy plays games with me. This is our favorite game: hide-and-seek. When he hides, I can always find him. He is bigger than I am! He is black and white and stripey. The woods are green and brown. He is easy to see. Also he smells like a skunk. When I hide, it is hard for him to find me. I am small. I am green! I do not smell like skunks or Weeds. I smell like mushrooms and Nectar. I like to hide.

Rudy likes to eat these things: berries, dead bugs, worms, mushrooms, and Weeds. He does not like Choklit or Grasshopper Cheese. One time, he ate my Magic Potato! He said it was Delicious.

I would not like to be a skunk. I do not want to eat worms. And I LOVE Choklit! But we can be friends even if we do not like to eat the same things!

That is everything about Rudy!

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom.

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My friend Flutterglow

Today I will jump words about my friend Flutterglow!

Flutterglow wears a green dress. It looks like leaves. She has yellow hair and light skin. Her hair is straight. She does not like to comb her hair. She likes to look at herself. She looks in water and sees herself! I look in water and see myself. I do not look in water and see Flutterglow. I do not know why.

Flutterglow lives with Cloverflower. I jumped about that already! I do not want to jump it again!

Flutterglow has this job: Royal Courier. She has a Special Bag. Her Bag is Purple, because she works for the Queen. Her bag is Magic! She can put anything into her bag! The thing can be very very big, but the Bag is Magic and will make the thing very very small. Then it gets big again when it comes out. I carried her Bag once. I was being Useful.

Flutterglow does not have a Mummy. Flutterglow has a Poppy. His name is Wildwhisper. He takes care of the Thorn. I will jump about him Some Other Time.

Flutterglow like to eat Human Snacks. She should not go to the Human World to get Snacks but she Simply Can’t Help Herself. Sometimes Humans think she is a wasp! They try to swat her! But she is not a wasp. She is a fairy. This is why: she does not have a stinger.

Sometimes she shares her Snacks with me. One time she found Cheese Burger. She said, *It was just sitting there, Bud, I swear it didn’t belong to anyone.* And then she giggled. I do not know why. She gave me some. It was Delicious.

Sometimes I do things Flutterglow does not like. Then she makes this noise: Exasperated. Exasperated means I did something Flutterglow Does Not Like. Sometimes I mix-up what she Does Like and what she Does Not Like! But she always says, *It’s alright, Bud. I know you didn’t mean to do it.* And then she gives me a Delicious Snack. I love Delicious Snacks.

That is everything about Flutterglow.

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom.

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My friend Cloverflower

Nothing exciting has happened in Twinkle Dingle lately! I do not know why.

But I want to jump words! So I will jump words about something else. This is what I will jump about: my friends! Today, I will jump about Cloverflower.

Cloverflower is my friend. She has brown skin and black hair. Her hair is curly.  She likes to comb her hair. She smells like honey and flowers.

She wears this color: pink. Pink is her favorite color. That is why she wears it. Her clothing is called Dress. I do not know why.

She does not wear shoes. This is why: The Queen made a Rule that No Fairy Can Wear Shoes. So no one wears them, including Cloverflower!

She has this Job: Royal Messenger. That means she delivers Messages for The Queen. She tells things to other fairies. Sometimes she tells them with letters on a leaf. She does not have a Magic Rock so she cannot jump words. But she does not need to! Her Magic can make the letters!

Sometimes she delivers messages with her mouth. She says words that sound exactly like the person the message is from. She can sound like Any Fairy! One time she tricked me. She hid outside my house. She said *Bud Mushroom, this is the Queen. Come to me At Once.* It sounded Just Like The Queen! I went to The Queen At Once. But The Queen did not Summon me At Once! It was Cloverflower playing a trick! When I found out, I laughed and laughed.

Cloverflower flies very fast! I do not fly fast. Sometimes we fly places together. She holds my hand. She helps me fly. She says words like *You can do it, Bud!* She says them in her own voice, so I know she is the one that thought of them.

Cloverflower lives with Flutterglow. This is why: they live in the same house. I DO know why! They are friends and want to live together. I visit them sometimes. I always go in through the door, and not the window. One time, I went in the window. But they did not like that. So now I always use the door. That way they do not say *Bud Mushroom, do not come in through our window.*

Cloverflower likes to drink Acorn Milk. She likes to eat Walnut Bread with Cricket Butter. When she is not Doing Her Job, she likes to play games with me and Flutterglow.

Cloverflower has a Mummy like I do. Her Mummy is Pebblemist. I will jump words about Pebblemist a different time.

That is everything about Cloverflower.

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom.

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A Delightful Cake

One day we had a Feast. It was Nothing Special. This is why: Flickerfoot is the Queen’s Chef. He did not have time to prepare Something Special. That is because the Queen made him Do It Quickly. But even though it was Nothing Special, it was still Delicious and Filling.

I helped him cook! I carried Cricket Butter. I did not make the Cricket Butter. I did not milk the Crickets. I do not like to milk Crickets. They are easier to milk than Grasshoppers. Grasshoppers kick! Crickets do not kick. But they like to hop around. It is hard to milk a hopping Cricket. But I did not have to do that.

Then I carried Honey. I did not have to get the Honey from the Bees. Someone Else did that already. I just carried it.

Then Flickerfoot made the food. He made Nectar Punch. I love Nectar Punch! He said, *Bud Mushroom, DO NOT float in my punch! Stay out of my punch bowl! Remember what happened the Last Time!*

I nodded. I remembered. I licked my lips.

Flickerfoot made Sandwiches. A Sandwich is made like this: put Fruit Jam inside slices of Acorn Bread. Sandwiches do not have Real Sand in them. They should be called Breadwiches.

Flickerfoot made a Cheese Tray. He cut up Grasshopper Cheese. He put it on a Tray. That is because a Cheese Tray is not a Tray made out of Cheese. It is a Tray that has Cheese on it. I do not know why.

He made a Fruit Salad. That means he cut up Fruit and put it in a bowl. Then he mixed it all up.

Then he had his helpers set up the Table. The Queen’s Throne was at one end. She sat in it. The Table was covered with Food and Dishes. Then we had the Feast! I ate and ate and ate!

But then something AMAZING happened!

Flickerfoot brought out a CAKE!

It was made out of Petals and Leaves and Blossoms. It was covered with Icing.

THE ICING WAS MADE FROM CRICKET BUTTER AND HONEY! Those are the things I carried!

It was Very Delicious. I ate a big piece.

Then my Mummy Willowdrop said, *I ate Too Many Sandwiches, Bud. You can have my Cake.* So I ate her piece too.

Then Pollenfoot said, *My piece is Much Too Big. You can have half, Bud.* Pollenfoot is a very tiny fairy. I ate half of his piece.

Then Flickerfoot said, *Bud, you were a Big Help today. You can have an extra piece.* I nodded! I WAS a Big Help! I ate the piece he gave me.

The Queen said, *Bud Mushroom, if you eat Any More Cake, you will Explode!*

I nodded. I felt bigger already! But the Cake was Very Delicious, and it was Hard To Stop.

Flutterglow smiled at me! She gave me another piece. Then she giggled! I do not know why. But I ate it.

Then I was thirsty. I was so thirsty that I forgot what Flickerfoot had said about the Nectar Punch. But I remembered he said *Nectar Punch* and I remembered he said *Float*.  So I flew into the Punch Bowl and Floated in it. I drank some. It was Delicious.

Turtlesong looked at me. I grinned at her. She is not a Fairy. She is a Pixie. But she is my friend. She said, *Bud Mushroom, if you do not get out of that Punch Bowl, I will make you wear Trousers again!*

I DID NOT WANT TO WEAR TROUSERS! I shook my head! I shivered! She flew over the Punch Bowl and pulled me out! I tried to fly away! I did not want to wear Trousers! But she laughed. She said, *I was teasing you, Bud. I am sorry if I scared you. Here, have my Cake.*

And she gave me her piece of Cake! So I ate it.

And then the Feast was Done. It was Delicious and Filling. My belly was Very Full. I was Very Happy. 

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom.

 

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The Giggleblur

One day, Flutterglow came to my house.

She said, *Bud Mushroom, I have a Surprise for you! Hold out your hands!*

I smiled! I like Surprises! I held out my hands. Flutterglow gave me Something! This is what she gave me: A BEAN. It was a Large Bean. It was as big as my hand!

Flutterglow said, *Bud, that is a Magic Bean. Lick it and you will see what I mean!*

I licked the Bean. My eyes got big! That is because I was Surprised by my Surprise! This is why: IT WAS CHOKLIT!

I LOVE CHOKLIT!

I licked the Bean again!

Flutterglow said, *I have to go, Bud, I have things to do. But I will See You Later.* Then she flew off. This is why: she had things to do, and she would See Me Later.

I took my Bean inside my log house. I sat in my hummingbird nest bed. I licked and licked and licked the Bean!

Then something funny happened! I will tell you what it is: The Bean was still there, but the Choklit was all gone!

I will tell you why: the Bean was not MADE of Choklit! It was just COVERED in Choklit! Inside was Something Else!

I licked the Something Else. I took a tiny nibble. It did not taste Delicious. It tasted like Dandelion Leaves!

I frowned. I wanted more Choklit! Then I smiled. Maybe Flutterglow had more! I flew to Flutterglow’s house. It is also Cloverflower’s house. This is why: they live together.

I opened the door. I went inside. One time I went in through the window. Flutterglow said, *Bud do not go in the window again*. So this time I went in the door.

I did not see Flutterglow in the house. I saw a green blur. Then I saw Cloverflower. I showed her my Magic Bean. I drooped. That is because the Choklit was All Licked Off.

Cloverflower Rolled Her Eyes. Then she said, *Why did you bring that here, Bud?*

I saw a green blur again. I dropped my Magic Bean. I rubbed my eyes. I did not know why I saw a blur! Then I picked up the Bean. I licked it to show Cloverflower that the Choklit was gone.

Then I saw the green blur again! But it did Something Strange: IT GIGGLED! Then all of a Sudden, Something Amazing Happened!

THE GIGGLEBLUR DROPPED ANOTHER BEAN BY MY FEET! I do not know why.

Cloverflower said, *Bud, you are Clever. You did not eat the inside of the Express Bean. Flutterglow did, and look what happened! She Can’t Slow Down now! I do not know how to Make Her Stop!*

I picked up the New Bean. I licked it. It was Choklit!

But I did not know how to make Flutterglow stop. I did not know WHAT she was supposed to stop! She was not even here! I was here, and Cloverflower was here, and the Green Giggleblur was here! I did not know where Flutterglow was. But she was not here.

I tried to tell Cloverflower, but she just Rolled Her Eyes Again.

She said. *Go home and lick your Choklit, Bud. Do not eat the Inside of the Bean. It will make you Zoom Way Too Fast and might have Dire Consequences.*

The Blur giggled again.

Cloverflower said, *Stop that, Flutterglow!*

I do not know why.

I took my New Bean and flew home. I licked off all the Choklit. I did not eat the Inside of the Bean. Then I jumped these words.

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom.

P.S. I still do not know where Flutterglow is.

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Hello from Bud Mushroom

I could not jump words for a long time! That is because Something Happened. I will tell you what happened!

I jump words on my Magic Rock. That is how I make this blog! My Rock has a Cord. One end of the Cord is stuck into my Rock. The other end of the Cord is stuck into a POTATO. The Potato is Magic. It has Power. It makes the Rock light up. Then I can jump words.

This is what happened: I was in my house. My friend Rudy came to visit! He is a skunk. He is too big to fit in my house. Only his snout fits! He sniffed me. It tickled! I laughed, and flew out of my house.

But Rudy smelled something that was not me. That is because I was not in my house. This is what he smelled: he smelled my Potato!

Then this is what happened next: RUDY ATE MY MAGIC POTATO!

I flew down Just In Time to pull away the Cord! He did not eat the Cord. He did not eat the Rock. But he ate the Entire Potato.

I laughed and laughed. But then I drooped. This is why I drooped: now I had no power! I could not jump words on my Magic Rock! I drooped more!

Then I told Rudy why I drooped. Rudy drooped too! He did not know it was a Special Potato. He only thought it was a Delicious Snack. I sat on his back. I patted his head.

I said, *There, there, Rudy. Do not be sad. You did not know any better.*

We went to find Flutterglow. This is why: she gave me the Potato! Maybe she could find another one. Then I would have Power again!

When we found Flutterglow, I told her what happened. She made the noise she calls Exasperated.

Then she said, *I do not know if I can find another Potato, Bud. I will try, but maybe you can ask Shinyspeck for Something Rudy Won’t Eat. But do not show Shinyspeck your Magic Rock. That is Very Important to remember, Bud.*

I nodded! Shinyspeck is not a fairy. This is why: HE IS A PIXIE! But he is not a Mean Pixie. He is a Nice Pixie. And he is a Clever Pixie. He makes things. That is his Job. So we went to find Shinyspeck.

I told Shinyspeck what happened.

He said *Bud Mushroom, I do not know what you are trying to say. I do not understand. You will have to show me Some Other Way.*

I nodded. I flew to Rudy’s back and sat down. Shinyspeck flew to Rudy’s back and sat down. Then Rudy walked back to my house.

When we got to my house, I showed Shinyspeck the Cord. I did not show him the Rock, because Flutterglow told me not to. I did not show him the Potato, because it was inside Rudy. I did not want to be inside a skunk! But Shinyspeck understood!

He said, *Bud, I have seen a Cord like this, once. Flutterglow … never mind that now. Pretend I didn’t say that. You need a Power Supply. I will give you power from the Sun!*

I clapped my hands. I nodded. Shinyspeck went back to his workshop. He calls it “Shinyspeck’s Workshop.” I do not know why. He did not come back Right Away, but that is alright because I was tired. So I went to sleep.

When I woke up, there was a small box in my house. My Cord went into the box. Another cord went from the box through a crack in my house, to the outside. I went outside and looked at the cord. It went up the side of a tree, up and up and up! Shinyspeck said he would get me power from the Sun. The Sun is VERY HIGH UP! He must have had a very very VERY long cord! Pixies are AMAZING. I did not know they could fly all the way to the Sun.

Now my Rock lights up and I can jump words again.

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom!

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Wishing

One day the Queen said, *Bud Mushroom, We require a Wishing Well. Find Tanglebug and Featherdancer, and have them construct one near my cottage.*

I nodded. I knew where the Queen’s Cottage was. It was high up in a tree! But I did not know what a Wishing Well was! I flew away. I found Tanglebug. I found Featherdancer. They are Builders. They would know what a Wishing Well was!

I told them what the Queen said. I said, *The Queen wants a Wishing Well. I do not know why.*

Tanglebug said, *What are you saying, Bud?*

Featherdancer said, *I do not understand him. We must ask the Queen.*

We all flew to the Queen. She was sitting on her Throne. This is why she has a Throne: She is the Queen! She sits on it. That is what Queens do with Thrones.

Tanglebug said, *We do not understand what Bud wants.*

Featherdancer said, *All he does is wave his hands and smile.*

I smiled! I liked to smile. But it is hard to talk. I do not like to talk. That is why I wave my hands. It is better than talking.

The Queen grinned at me! She is my friend. She knows I do not like to talk.

She said, *We require a Wishing Well. When We last Granted a Wish, We had to depend upon the availability of Dandelions, which is Not Certain. And it Simply Will Not Do to involve Leprechauns in the Royal Business of Twinkle Dingle, nor can we depend on Stars to Leave Their Homes in the sky. We must have a Wishing Well we can use At All Times.*

Tanglebug said, *Oh. I suppose we can do that.*

Featherdancer said, *Where do you want it?*

*Bud will show you,* the Queen said.

She meant me! I am Bud! And I Knew where she wanted it! So I flew to a spot under a tree. It was not Right Next to her cottage. This is why: HER COTTAGE IS IN A TREE! I pointed up to her cottage.

Tanglebug looked up. Featherdancer looked up.

Tanglebug frowned.

Featherdancer said, *We cannot build it in a tree. We must build it down here on the ground.*

I frowned and I drooped. The Queen said near her cottage! But then I remembered: underneath was near. So I smiled and nodded.

Tanglebug said, *Thank goodness.*

Featherdancer said, *At least we understand nodding.*

I nodded again!

Then Featherdancer said, *Bud, go find rocks. A lot of rocks. Big ones, as big as your head! And don’t Smallify them, they must stay Exactly That Size.*

I nodded. I flew around looking for rocks. I found some! They were heavy! I could only carry one at a time. I flew a lot. I carried a lot. My wings hurt.

Finally Tanglebug said, *You can stop now. We have enough rocks.*

I smiled. I was tired! I wanted to stop. So I sat under the tree while they worked. I wanted to watch them build Wishing Well. But I was so tired that I fell asleep! And when I woke up, I saw what they built! It was a small round building. It had a roof on sticks! But it was Much Too Small to live in. Next to it, there was a bucket made out of an acorn. It had a spider silk rope attached to it.

I still do not know what it is for. I do not know how an acorn bucket and a tiny house made of rocks can Make Wishes Come True. I will ask someone tomorrow.

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom.

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Flutterglow and the Bee

Today, my friend Flutterglow came to my house. She said, *Bud Mushroom, Be Useful and Help me!*

I nodded. I like to be Useful!

Then she said, *Bud, I want to give Cloverflower a Gift. I am going to the Bees to get some Honey. You can carry this Pot to fill with Honey.*

I like Cloverflower. She smells nice and she makes me laugh. I nodded again. I wanted to help! I wanted her to have a Gift!

Flutterglow flew away. I followed. I carried the Pot.

Flutterglow has an amazing thing. It is called Courier Bag. She can put things in her Bag. It can be a GINORMOUS thing and it will STILL FIT!

She did not have her Bag now. I do not know why. That is why I had to carry the Pot. I wished she had her Bag. The Pot was heavy. It made my arms hurt. But we did not have to fly very far.

We went to the place the Bees live. It is called Bee Hive. I do not know why. She hovered by the opening of Bee Hive. There is no door on a Bee Hive! I do not know why.

Flutterglow stuck her head inside Bee Hive. She said this: *Hello, Bees! Where are you all? Can I have some honey for my friend, Cloverflower? Oh there you are, Bee. Hello, can we please have some … OW! Hey, stop that! Ow! Stupid Bee, I only wanted … OW!*

She pulled her head out. I saw why she said OW! This is why: THE BEE POKED HER WITH A STINGER!

A Bee has an amazing thing! It is called Stinger. It is attached to the Bee’s bottom! Bees can Sting fairies and other things! It hurts! But it also hurts the Bee! So the Queen gave the Bees a Magic Stinger to use sometimes. It is like a Thorn. It is not attached to their bottom. The Bees do not get hurt when they use it! But it makes fairies say OW!

That is what the Bee used to poke Flutterglow. When I saw her face, I knew it! And this is why: HER FACE WAS ALL RED AND PUFFY! I started to laugh. Then she said *Ips nob fummy, Bum.*

I did not know what to do! I wanted to laugh but she said it was not funny. So I tried to be Useful and think about What To Do. And this is what I Knew: I could take her to Crystalfluff! Crystalfluff makes Potions and Tonics and Remedies. When fairies are sick, Crystalfluff helps us to Get Well Soon.

I flew to the ground and left the Pot. Then I flew back to Flutterglow and held her hand. I helped her fly to Crystalfluff!

When we went into Crystalfluff’s house, Crystalfluff said, *Oh my, oh my! Whatever happened, Bud?*

I told her what happened. I told her about the Bee! I told her about the Stinger!

Then she said *Tsk, tsk, Flutterglow! Whatever were you thinking? You should know better than that! But I will make you well. Go home, Bud, thank you for being Useful.*

I went home. That is where I am now! I do not know what Crystalfluff will do! And I just remembered! I need to go get the Pot! I will go get it NOW!

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom!

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The Jar of Jam

Hi, it’s me, Bud Mushroom!

I have been busy. I was busy being Useful. That is because I am a Useful Fairy. I was so Useful that did not have time to jump words!

But now I can tell you something I did. It was not Useful. But it was Delicious.

One day, the Queen asked me some questions. I answered them. As a Reward, she gave me something AMAZING!

It was this: A JAR FULL OF JAM!

I love Jam! It is Delicious!

But the Jar was Too Big To Carry. So I ate it while I was in the Queen’s House. She was not there. She had Important Things To Do.

And then a funny thing happened! I will tell you what it was:

I GOT TOO BIG TO LEAVE THE HOUSE!

There is something about the Queen’s House that you should know. I will tell you what it is. The front door is blocked by a branch. That is because the Queen’s House is in a tree. Trees have branches, and one blocked the door.

So her House has something AMAZING! It has a door in the ROOF!

After I ate the Jam, I tried to fly out the Door in the Roof. But I got stuck! My head and arms were outside the House! My bottom and legs were inside the House! When I got stuck, I laughed and laughed.

Finally, my friends came to pull me out. This is who came: Cloverflower, Flutterglow, Rumpleknoll.

Rumpleknoll said *I am not pushing Bud’s backside. It is green and smells like mushrooms. You two go in there and do it.*

I laughed when she said that. She is right!

Cloverflower twirled her hair. Flutterglow made the noise she calls Exasperated. But then they both POPPED inside the House and started pushing my bottom! Rumpleknoll grabbed my hands and pulled! It tickled! I squirmed and laughed!

But I was still stuck! Then Flutterglow and Cloverflower both POPPED back. Rumpleknoll said, *Just grab his hands and POP him out.*

Flutterglow giggled. Then Cloverflower giggled. Then they each held one of my hands and POPPED me out of the Doorway! Then I flew home.

It was a Very Delicious and Exciting Day!

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom!

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I had an adventure!

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Something exciting happened! It is too long to jump here. It is on a place called Smashwords. Smashwords is a funny name! But you can get my adventure there (it’s free!).

It is called Bud Mushroom and the Nefarious Trousers. It is about me, Bud Mushroom! It is about Trousers!

I had help jumping it. I hope you like it!

Goodbye from Bud Mushroom.

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